10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.