10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• It's Free To Fold...