10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• It's Free To Fold...
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.