10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.