10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is for loners.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Fold and live to fold again
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.