10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier