10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.