10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---