10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "No river, no fish."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• It's Free To Fold...
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel