10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.