10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!