10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe