10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• It's Free To Fold...
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine