10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "No river, no fish."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You have to piss with the dick you have