10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• It's Free To Fold...
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water