10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker is for loners.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT