10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is for loners.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."