10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth