10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?