10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson