10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"