10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."