10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."