10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)