10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."