10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT