10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright