10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare