10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Fold and live to fold again
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986