10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus