10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim