10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?