10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright