10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?