10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is for loners.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.