10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed