10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.