10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "No river, no fish."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die