10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is for loners.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.