10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.