10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow