10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.