10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.