10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Fold and live to fold again
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine