10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson