10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.