10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"