10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."