10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill