10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!